So this is Cabela's

I recently took a trip to Washington and saw a Cabela's store for the first time. I'd heard of the place before, but was still pretty overwhelming. It's kind of like a redneck-y Disneyland without any rides, complete with a parking lot specifically for tour buses and a food court where you can get an elk sandwich. While there, my sister and I had a little contest to find the strangest products for sale in the store. Both involve extruded meat, call it a draw?


First up we have the Jerky Blaster. Looks like you can squeeze off some jerky patties and then seal your bathtub.



My sister spotted this one just as we were about to leave. I'd make a crack about chewing on a dead man's meat stick for ten bucks, but that would be gross. Plus it must be good- "a great snack" is its second feature!